מה דעתכם על השיר שכתבתי? (באנגלית)

This one's for you Lord Voldemort!

My love for you is like the most intelligent potato,
Your face reminds me of tall butterflies,
Together, we are like Fangirl and dead people.

Oh darling Voldemort,
My intelligent potato,
My tall Axolotl,
The perfect companion to my Fangirl soul.

Warm dogs are red,
Our grandmas are blue,
I like Trains,
But not as much as I love reciting Shakespeare with you!

Oh darling Voldemort,
Your nose is like joyful mosquitos on an apocalypse day,
You're like the most amazing lawyer to ever walk hell.

Your tall butterfly face,
Your dead people soul,
Your joyful nose,
Your amazing lawyer being...

How could I look at another when our intelligent potato love is so strong?

I love you Lord Voldemort!