תנו לי בדיחה מצחיקה באנגלית

knock knock
who's there
who
who who
you owlll

guess what? chicken butt

why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7 8 9
why was 10 afraid tho?
because he was in the middle of 9/11

to the person who stole my user in microsoft office, i will find you. you have my word

טיפה שחור אבל...

why dont orphans play hide and seek?
because no one looks for them.